Thursday, January 03, 2008

It's Cold Down Here

We are back in Florida and it isn't even 50°. And in fact, in Atlanta today, according to my darling friend,it was 21° with a wind chill in the single digits. What's up with that? I go to Florida and can't even roller blade? Whoa, this is weird. We got into the state and before heading home, stopped at a furniture store or two for a couple essentials that we never (since 2001) got around to looking for. We have several holes in the decor that I haven't dealt with and since we didn't find squat, we will finish out this season without them once again. Is it a problem that one of the missing things in the house is a stove, refrig and oven? Little joke.

Oh, and you know those little degree circles? I can't do it on my laptop because the keyboard doesn't have those side numbers and that appears to be the only place the ° (alt held down and then punch in 0176) works. I just tried again and it is still the case.
I came out to blog and realized that I have the new computer (just the tower, which is now tiny) but I have to download Picasa and lots of stuff to do this normally. I also have 518 pictures on my camera that I have saved on it to bring down. I will do all that so that I have pictures that aren't from last year.

I did however find this picture by accident. I remember taking the photo a year ago in New Orleans when we met the kids to do the food tasting for the wedding. This car was in a gated parking lot in the French Quarter. The driver's window is broken with bricks on the seat and several on the hood of the car. If this was in the outskirts of the Quarter I would think that it was from Katrina. I seem to recall looking up to figure out if the building next to the car was breaking apart but there seemed to be no signs of that. Very odd indeed.

I love this stuff and so am going to share it with you while I download Picasa.

In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are "limbs," therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the _expression, "Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg."

As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May and October)! Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term "big wig." Today we often use the term "here comes the Big Wig" because someone appears to be or is powerful and wealthy.

In the late 1700s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was used for dining. The "head of the household" always sat in the chair while everyone else ate sitting on the floor Occasionally a guest, who was usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They called the one sitting in the chair the "chair man." Today in business, we use the expression or title "Chairman" or "Chairman of the Board."

Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would spread bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. When they were speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman's face she was told, "mind your own bee's wax." Should the woman smile, the wax would crack, hence the term "crack a smile" In addition, when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt. Therefore, the expression "losing face."

Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper and dignified woman, as in "straight laced" . . wore a tightly tied lace.

Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the "Ace of Spades." To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead.> Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be stupid or dumb because they weren't "playing with a full deck."

Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. They were told to "go sip some ale" and listen to people's conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times. "You go sip here" and "You go sip there." The two words "go sip" were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term "gossip."

At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and quart-sized containers. A bar maid's job was to keep an eye on the customers and keep the drinks coming. She had to pay close attention and remember who was drinking in "pints" and who was drinking in "quarts," hence the term "minding your "P's and Q's."

One more: bet you didn't know this!
In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. However, how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square-based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations.

However, if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys." Few land lubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannonballs would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey." (All this time, you thought that was an improper expression, didn't you!!!! )

There is usually a reason for all the odd things we say that are so ingrained in us that we don't even realize what we are saying or what they actually mean.


Cindra said...

Love it! But can I remember it all to share with others? Probably not.
Don't forget to look at for fun editing tools. Many of them are free and it works with picassa.

Mrs. Mel said...

Now I have interesting fodder should I ever be invitedtto a cocktail party. I loved those derivations.

Mary Ann Littlejohn said...

Tommy, for the little degree mark, look on your menu bar in WORD for INSERT, then SYMBOL and see if you can find the little "o". Lots of other good stuff there too.

dee said...

that was fun!

Terry said...

There's another explanation for the Ps & Qs, that I was taught in a typography class. When type was set by hand, the individual metal letters that went into the press appeared in reverse as you looked at them, so in haste it was easy to confuse a lowercase p with a q and vice versa. Rookie typesetters were reminded to "mind your ps and qs" as they set type. Now, isn't that fun to have two entirely unrelated explanations?! Who knows which is right.