Wednesday, July 16, 2008

A Sad State Of Affairs

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL, funny post. This must be a joke eh! It's not even April 1st.

dee said...

I wish I were close enough to come and hug you. After all the ER crap of the weekend and the Drs appts and associated crap- we really needed a good laugh-thanks honey bunch!

Cindra said...

It's almost strange enough to be the truth and might be someday!