Friday, November 20, 2009

Linda Lovelace

The following is a letter I received from one of my most precious friends. This is the actual email that three of her most near and dear received. The only change I made was to put in dirty to clarify what she was watching and to change her beloved, not with us anymore husband Fred to Bob so none of you would know who I am talking about. Very very clever, wouldn't you say? Oh, and did I mention that this BFF is closer to eighty than seventy years of age? You are only as old as you feel. Having said that, and just completed 18.5 hours in the car, I can't even hazard a guess as to how old I am right now!!!!

I just finished watching an Oprah show on pornography and erotica. According to the show, one out of three women are into porn. I'm not, so I'm wondering which of you are. I'd like to know which sites you visit, so I can check them out and see what I'm missing.
I'm so pissed at myself. I have watched a few dirty movies with Bob and always told him I could do a much better job of directing and producing. I probably could have done a better job of acting, too. Now I find out I probably missed a calling, since some of the most successful producers are women. I always knew they'd be better with a woman's touch. Why wasn't I smart enough to pursue that dream?
Anyway, anything you have to offer on this subject will be appreciated. I just hate being out of the loop.

This email is too precious for words.

1 comment:

Kay Koeper Sorensen said...

Knowing you can't remember how old you are I'll give you a clue! You are closer to 80 than 30.
So pick a number, any number that qualitifes and you can be that old. SMIRK