Tuesday, August 16, 2011

A Lesson In Geography


GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa…
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe…
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain…
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece…
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain…
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel…
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada…
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet…
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran…
Entirely ruled by a couple of nuts.


5 comments:

Cindra said...

I was really lulled into the beauty and truth of the first part and then entertained with the hilarity of the truth of the last part! Thanks, Tommy!

Melody Johnson said...

Absolutely true plus they can never learn from the stupid mistakes other men make.

Anonymous said...

That hurts.

dee said...

The first part was so beautiful and the second was spot on. Thanks for making me laugh out loud at 6a.m. not an easy thing.

On your post from yesterday-the self seeded morning glory has taken over my entire porch, bird feeders, front flower garden and is heading for the house. I have named her Elvira and, frankly, I'm not sitting still out there for too long... dun, dun ,dun

Gayle from MI said...

Touche'