Sunday, January 20, 2013

Please Forward!

Oddly enough, when I usually get 
stuff forwarded to me, 
I mostly drop it in junk mail depending 
on who sent it to me but this time 
I didn't and thought I would 


"Any man who thinks he can be happy 
and prosperous by letting the 
Government take
care of him better take a closer 
look at the American Indian!" 
Henry Ford


While on a road trip, an elderly couple
stopped a t a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the
restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly
left her glasses on the table, and she didn't
miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they
had to travel quite a distance before
they could find a place to turn around,
in order to return to the restaurant
to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband
became the classic grouchy old man.
He fussed and complained, and scolded his
wife relentlessly during the
entire return drive. The more he
chided her, the more agitated he became. He
just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve
her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,
While you're in there, you might as well
get my hat and the credit card


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