Monday, May 20, 2013

Had To Laugh!




Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
Q: Where can male retirees find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Wherecan it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should retirees use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for retirees to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should retirees look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by retirees when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."
SMILE... You've still got your sense of humor, right?


1 comment:

Robbie said...

OMG...I might have to share this! Too funny!